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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid? An OxyMoron!"
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"What do you call a soda that's really sad? So Dapressed. I'll leave now."
"How do we get rid of Ebola? Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane"
"Where do weirdos ride their bicycles? Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)"
"When asked why he wouldn't upgrade his operating system to Windows 8... Arnold Schwarzenegger replied: 'Windows 8, never! I still love Vista baby'..."
"cant take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge.... you are coming to my room"
"Sex (nsfw) What is the difference between regular sex and anal sex? Regular sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your whole week.. (hole weak)"
"Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge the better you feel."