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Joke of the Day

"It just occurred to me that we have to make all the jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker while she's still alive.. Because after she dies it'll be like beating a dead horse..."

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"And Jesus said unto Peter, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal glory"" But Peter came fifth, and won only a toaster."
"Why do the say ""Amen"" in church but not ""Awoman?"" *Because they sing hymns, not hers!*"
"DATE: This place is so fancy ME: Ever have a guy splurge on you before? DATE: Well, only when we didn't have a condom"
"I made a belt from all of my old watches last night It was such a waist of time"
"What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench? A Black man is a sentient creature."
"I'm not religious, but I love God."
"A woodworm walks into a bar... and says, is the bar tender? ba dum tsss"
"What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind? Fa Ting"
"I don't always drink tequila but when I do, where the hell are my clothes?"