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Joke of the Day
"How do epileptics keep fit? With strobe lights."
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"I'm just a girl, standing in front of half a pizza thinking it's been long enough since I ate the 1st half to consider this a different meal"
"""The plane nosedived and crashed, due to a passenger's iPod being played during landing."" - No flight, ever."
"TIFU by sleeping with my Crush Now there's orange soda all over my bed. :("
"How do you find a velociraptor? By taking the integral of the acceleraptor! Me: http://imgur.com/H8rLjub Everyone else: http://imgur.com/J3hC4Ci"
"A joke my sister told me. Q: how does a black woman prevent crime? A: she has an abortion"
"What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar? A liar."
"What were the Crocodile Hunters last words? ""You Irwin some you Irlose some"" Then he dieded."
"My dog eats his puke and dirty tissues... but I point him to a mushroom I dropped and he gives me the ""what is this shit"" look."
"Did you know... Did you know that Stevie Wonder has been paying child support for kids he's never seen?"