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Joke of the Day
"How do epileptics keep fit? With strobe lights."
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"Where do they make contentment? At the satis-factory."
"How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?"
"How do Canadians say Milky Way? Milky Eh.... Get it?"
"I have always hated shopping for clothes because my mom would always hit me alot with a coathanger as a child Then i was born"
"Can America keep it down? Canada needs to work on Monday."
"We should really use the blackjack scale to rate women. For example: ""Every girl here is ugly"" ""Well, what about her? "" ""Eh, she's like a 15 or 16. Not sure if I'd hit it"""
"The lights at the Chinese restaurant were too bright... ... so the manager had to dim sum"
"Last night... ...as I was lying in bed, I looked up at the beautiful night sky, the beautiful moon, and the beautiful stars. Then I wondered: where the fuck is my roof?"
"Brain: We've got lots to do today. Body: You're on your own buddy."