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Joke of the Day

"I am fluent in Italian and Spanish, but I'm much better at Italian I guess you could say that Italian is my forte"

"What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ? Barium"

"Now I know it's the 100 Aniversary of the Titanic and all... But aren't the Italians going a little far with their tribute"

"Teacher: ""Who built the first American car?"" Student: ""Me Pilgrims."" Teacher: ""The Pilgrims?"" Student: ""Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."""

"My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it's there to stab potential taco thieves."

"I was in Ethiopia and I thought I may as well have a threesome... ...you know - two birds, one stone."

"Man goes to a Doctor and says ""Doctor I feel like I'm swimming in an African river"" The Doctor replies ""You're in de Nile."""

"Trump: ""If you mess with the United States...."" .....there will be hell Toupeeeeee"

"What women want.. ...is a penis made of chocolate that ejaculates money."

"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in the wallet than on dick"