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Joke of the Day
"Saw the trailer for Life Of Pi. Why are they making a Calvin & Hobbes movie in 2013?"
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"I wish I lived in the 20s so I could wear hats, smoke cigarettes and say stuff like, ""Hey big cheese, this giggle water is the cat's meow."""
"A broom only likes one brand of comedy. Dustpan."
"If you're stuck in the wild, rub two mozzarella sticks together to start a pizza."
"I'll never forget the day I said ""Ride down this hill"" and became the greatest bobsled coach in Olympic history."
"I'm a strict vegetarian. After I kill a cow I don't eat ANY of it."
"[doing a sexy skype chat] GF: show me urs & I'll show u mine ME: mmm baby I can't wait *we both lower our cams to show each other our dogs*"
"You strike me as one of those people who show up and debunk all the fun in the last 2 minutes of an otherwise scintillating UFO TV program."
"Optimist- The glass is half full Pessimist- The glass is half empty Engineer- The glass is twice the size it needs to be. College Student- I can't afford the glass."
"what vegetable really likes to party? turn-up"