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Joke of the Day

"Girls that are 16 and pregnant look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34."

"Class action lawsuits are gangs for white people."

"A priest and a rabbi are walking and spot a little boy The priest says, ""let's fuck him."" The rabbi says, ""out of what?"""

"Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the one on the right could drive for a change."

"What was John Locke's favorite beer? Natty Rights"

"What's furry has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !"

"[reading Harry Potter] Me: Do you know what's going on? 3-year-old: He went to lizard school. I'd correct her, but her version is better."

"April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? Pilgrims. What do Pilgrims bring? Smallpox"

"Australians don't have sex.. ...they mate."

"What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band? Cold Flay"