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Joke of the Day
"If you're stuck in the wild, rub two mozzarella sticks together to start a pizza."
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"People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears."
"""I smell carrots. Do you smell carrots? 'cause I smell carrots..."" ~ Snowmen."
"Whenever a guy boasts he has a party in his pants, I always ask him to prove it. If he's not packin nachos, beer and M&Ms, I'm going home."
"Haven't heard from my boyfriend in 3 days. Trying to start a prayer chain. He blocked me after I set up a wedding website so please RT."
"You get in trouble for resisting arrest, but apparently you don't get extra credit for handcuffing yourself in advance."
"What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet? A Pedofile"
"It was so quiet in Chicago during the last inning. You could hear the gunshots."
"a car just rolled by blasting the ""Duck Tales"" theme song so now I'm chasing after it and trying to catch up with my new best friend"
"A man walks up to God and asks him, ""Are you an ass man or a titties man?"" God replies, ""I'm a soul man."""