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Joke of the Day

"I'll never forget the day I said ""Ride down this hill"" and became the greatest bobsled coach in Olympic history."

"Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well."

"You know what I hate? People that start their statements with rhetorical questions."

"Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog? ***""IT DOESN'T MATTER""!***"

"Why cant stormtroopers be fathers? Because they shoot blank and always miss Edit: Can't*"

"What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun? ""Tom"" Cruise Missiles."

"Watch My lesbian friend gave me a Timex for my birthday. I don't think she understood me correctly when I said I wanna watch."

"I went to a Pantheist forest yesterday. I tried to read the map, but all it said was, ""You are HERE"""

"Yesterday a guy knocked on my door to ask for a small donation for an aquatic center being built in my town.. So I gave him a glass of water"

"What's the difference between my wife and a balloon? The balloon still takes my breath away."