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Joke of the Day
"I'm a little surprised team USA can't find a goalie fat enough to block the entire net."
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"Me: I love you..Marry Me! Burrito: I'm a Burrito..stop drinking."
"How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."
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"A doctor, a midget, a monk and an indian is at a bar when ... ... a blonde suddenly walks in. M. Night Shyamalan shouts ""Cut!"". The blonde fainted."