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Joke of the Day

"Sex positions for small penises Fuck! This isn't Google search. How do I delete this post?"

"In a primary school... The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims ""Ma'am she's copying!""."

"How did you get those horrible burns? *flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire."

"Buffalo Snow Not to make light of a deadly situation, but if this storm and flood ends up wiping away Buffalo, my chicken wing collection is going to be worth a fortune."

"Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over Miss? Me:[takes a quick suck off helium balloon] No officer why? Cop:Lol, nevermind"

"Most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday Question : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday? Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D"

"What is an orphan's favourite drink? Fosters."

"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends? [offensive] A sandy hook survivor."

"What's so cool about cemeteries? I don't get it. People are dying to get in them."

"Anne Hathaway always looks like she's unwrapping a gift but she already knows what it is"