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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."
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"What was the middle aged man charged with when he was found fondling a calf? Sexual Moolestion"
"What is the worst about a being black AND Jewish? Sitting in the back of the oven. Sorry if this is considered extremely racist mods, please remove if you consider it to be!"
"I'm going to start an abortion clinic... ...called ""Don't Kid Yourself."""
"Why are nuns like a brand new TV? You need a knife to get in the box."
"This hotel has the worst mini-bar. All the little bottles of booze taste like shampoo."
"Snake and the lizard Did you hear about the snake and lizard? Turns out they moved. Yeah, they scored an upscale apartment."
"[me, in a sting operation] Can I buy your best stuff? DRUG DEALER: what do u mean by stuff? *talking into my shirt* what do I mean by stuff?"
"Where do you find a one legged dog? Wherever you fucking left it!"
"Changing the world. Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing herself."