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Joke of the Day
"Me: I love you..Marry Me! Burrito: I'm a Burrito..stop drinking."
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"A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""
"When you go to the hospital and there's music playing These are some sick beats!"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist."
"Bush Senior broke his neck He was trying to show Jeb Bush how to dodge wrenches, hey Jeb if George can dog a shoe then I can dog wrench!"
"What's the difference between a famous book by Dickens and a woman who buys fake boobs? One is a Tale of Two Cities..."
"why did the chicken cross the road because it was stuck to the farmers knob."
"Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray."
"If you pronounce gullible very slowly it sounds like you're saying green bears."
"He's what you'd call a Bukake expert... ...He's done loads of research."