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Joke of the Day
"Dark humour is like dead children.. - it never gets old."
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"If you had bad legs, why wouldn't you want to be a college professor? Because you never sitty down!"
"I'm coming down the home stretch of the semester... its getting tough, my work is starting to pile up faster then the rape allegations against Bill Cosmy"
"Unemployment rate went down to historic lows I think I might switch my major to art -No one ever"
"""Honey, let's have a baby."" - a cannibal couple discussing dinner plans."
"The difference between a turtle and a politician... ... You feel bad after running over a turtle."
"What do you call a slutty midget? A tator thot."
"This woman is so impressed at my driving that she got next to me just to show me she's not wearing a ring. Thanks hun, but wrong finger!"
"How do you know your friend has been at the gym? Don't worry, he'll tell you."
"If the Hulk worked in the produce section of Kroger... would he be a Green Grocer?"