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Joke of the Day
"What are the inhabitants of Crete called? Cretins!"
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"If you care about someone, even a little bit. I beg of you. Please. TELL THEM WHEN THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR TEETH."
"What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea? A good start."
"I am fairly certain that ""YOLO"" is ""Carpe Diem"" for stupid people."
"What is one thing that both Australians & Americans share the same view on? 1961"
"A dyslexic optometrist diagnosed a patient with stigmata."
"How did Sigmund Freud die? He slipped"
"What type of classical music do chickens like best? Bach."
"What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician? log log log log log log log log log..."
"John! Do you see that guy over there?? John : Yeah? Peter : He is gay John : oh....really ?? How do you know that??? Peter : His dick tastes like poop"