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Joke of the Day

"I told my friends that I'm going for a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too."

"What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up? Well, it looks like its back to jerking off."

"Warner Brothers' 2015 film schedule."

"Why does no one care that space is a vacuum? Oh it doesn't really matter."

"Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat. Her son is 6 ...."

"Sometimes I feel so alone, and then I remember I'm a part of the biggest, most reliable 4G network in the country."

"""This is way too delicious. Let's ruin it."" -People who put pineapple on pizza."

"What did OJ say to Nicole just before he killed her? *Your waiter will be with you in a moment, ma'am*. (was reading an OJ post in another sub and remembered this one.)"

"How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!"

"What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!"