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Joke of the Day
"How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!"
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"In the US the best men of all are called ""bros."" In the UK, it's ""lads."" Either way, they're both thoughtful, selfless & fun to be around."
"What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline."
"I was at a nightclub They played just dance I just danced They played twist I twisted They played jump I jumped They played come on Eileen, I was kicked out of the club"
"Damn, girl are you a sketch on Saturday Night Live? Cause you're getting old, fast!"
"Anything I search on the internet just shows weird porn... What is the world coming to?? [ https://explosm.net/comics/2576/ ]"
"What is the difference between a priest and a zit? A zit wait to come on your face till your 13"
"You say you can quit drinking whenever you want... ...but I bet you can't go more than two or three days without water."
"What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer? A dictator ship."
"What does an atheist yell during sex? Oh, nothing!"