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Joke of the Day

"""This is way too delicious. Let's ruin it."" -People who put pineapple on pizza."

"Why didn't the potter get a job? He didn't *urn* his degree."

"What does Michael Vick do in a plane? Have a dog fight."

"Cecil the lion's brother was just poached in Zimbabwe That family is like the Stark family of the animal kingdom"

"My friend's a pyromaniac... I guess you could say he has a ""burning desire""."

"Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed."

"What's brown, squishy, and something a weak minded baby would eat weed brownies."

"If Robin Williams was a Redditor, he wouldn't go Karma Farming He's go Goodwill Hunting"

"Did you know the anthem of the USA is about a Mexican immigrant? The first line is even about how he got in illegally at night: ""Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light..."""

"Why does the new French navy have glass bottom ships? So they can see the old French navy."