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Joke of the Day

"What did OJ say to Nicole just before he killed her? *Your waiter will be with you in a moment, ma'am*. (was reading an OJ post in another sub and remembered this one.)"

"Why do men give their penises names? Because they don't want a total stranger making 90% of their decisions."

"Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters? Pander Express."

"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador."

"When I was 20 I took a vow of celibacy... My wife however called them ""wedding vows"""

"How do most elderly golfers die? They have a bad stroke"

"How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?"

"Why go through the trouble of becoming an astronaut when you could just put a plastic bag over your head and roll down a hill in a freezer?"

"It's a good thing George R.R. Martin has a Twitter... If there's one thing he can do, it's wasting 140 characters at once. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out"

"You think you know someone, then you find out they like porn with a plot."