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Joke of the Day

"What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything."

"Ancestry.com will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from."

"Hang up weed instead of mistletoe, then every time you stand under it you can have a snack."

"""For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.."" - Newton's Law ""Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad."" - Cole's Law"

"I got a new clock at IED.com"

"What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii? PUNCH!"

"What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black? A glimmer of hope"

"My Dad's cat had a hernia operation The cat was laying there next to next to me and I asked "" What did they sew you up with?"" My Dad laughing so hard - as he said ""That's not funny!"" [Cat Gut]"

"The ONLY reason I haven't unfriended you yet is because you have huge boobs and I have a feeling that I would miss seeing them."

"Sex_al Harass_ _nt All that's missing is ""u"" and ""me""."