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Joke of the Day

"If Trump gets the Presidency, he'll ban all shredded cheese from being bought... He wants to make America grate again."

"How do you kill a circus? ...go for the Juggler!"

"She was only a moonshiner's daughter But I loved her still."

"What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular"

"What did Delaware? Idaho. Alaska"

"What's batmans favourite fruit? Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na grapefruit."

"What's an SJW's favorite JRPG? Chrono Triggered."

"fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you're healthy and hydrated"

"I have some things I need to get off my chest. I've been letting things pile up on it, and I'm pretty sure I left my checkbook in that chest. Hay-ooooooooooo!!!"

"How does a train driver operate a train while eating gum? He goes chew chew chew... creds to my 5yo brother"