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Joke of the Day
"What's batmans favourite fruit? Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na grapefruit."
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"I have so much pubic hair I can start a cattle ranch"
"Every cigarette that you smoke...... ....... Takes 7 minutes off your student loan debt."
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion, ... and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh zoo."
"With the recent events in the news... My Facebook friends list is starting to look like the French revolution."
"Did you hear the Vikings traded Adrian Peterson? They traded him to the Minnesota Twins because the Twins needed a Switch Hitter."
"2 fish in a tank One turns to the other and says ""you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls? Likud."
"Beer commercials tell us we should drink ""responsibly"". So I'm starting a college fund for my kids with all the empty cans."
"""I just want to meet a nice guy."" -Girls who exclusively date assholes"