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Joke of the Day
"What did Delaware? Idaho. Alaska"
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"Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??"
"My mom keeps walking in everytime I watch porn. I'm just glad she doesn't know I'm watching it."
"Reddit? More like...Eddit"
"My wife accused me of pedophilia... So I dropped her right back in her stroller, and walked out."
"WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?"
"Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch."
"If she doesn't scream ""YES!"" in bed... I don't know. Maybe start asking her different questions?"
"I once had a small part in a porn movie. It was cold that day."
"Ha ha! OH, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! ""dude, are you gonna do this every time you rearrange the furniture"""