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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to hear a short joke? One second......"

"My doctor said my cervix is perfect. I'm still blushing."

"Somebody said that truth doesn't exist at all. And then an enthusiastic supporter shouted: ""YEAH, THAT'S THE TRUTH!"""

"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog. A building can't jump."

"The odds of being killed by a shark are 1 in 3,748,067. So if you know 3,748,066 people who haven't been killed by a shark: avoid the ocean."

"to do list I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it"

"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !"

"Why do Japanese people love mechs so much? Because of all the metal in their brains."

"What do you call the group of people with funny outfits that talk about peace and love and stuff Trekkies :)"

"Did you hear about the Rabbi who didn't charge for circumcision? He only took tips"