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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog. A building can't jump."
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"Says the emo-candle ... Says the emo-candle to the other emo-candle: Wanna go out with me?"
"And then God said, ""Let there be Black Friday."" and he saw that it was a terrible idea but it was too late cuz people were already in line."
"How hard is it to find cigarettes? Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them."
"What do you call a sometimes homosexual arctic bear with heavy mood swings? A Bi bipolar polar bear!"
"I don't like lollipop ladies... They make me cross."
"If you had to choose between having a love life, or a lifetime supply of pudding: How much chocolate pudding would you eat that first day?"
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... it feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback"
"[Sees cute barista] I'll have a quickie. Barista: Sir, it's called an espresso."