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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog. A building can't jump."
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"A few years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope.. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."
"What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit 'em, the more english they pick up."
"I'm not really a social drinker. I'd say most of my drinking is work related."
"It's me Goan Goan who?...... Goan fuck yourself"
"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist art"
"Ever open a drawer to get something, forget what it was, close the drawer and immediately remember, only to have to open the drawer again?"
"if she's old enough to bleed she's old enough to have decisions about her healthcare be in the hands of old white men"
"What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale? ""It was an absolute steal!"""
"Is your fridge running? Nah, it's chillin."