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Joke of the Day

"A sadist and a masochist meet The masochist starts pleading, ""Hit me! Please hit me!"" The sadist looks at him, smiles, and calmly replies, ""No."""

"[NSFW] A baby was born with no eye lids. . So they used the skin from his circumcision to make them. They said he'll be alright, just a little cockeyed."

"Q: Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35? A: Because 36 would be too many."

"[hears baby crying in the next room] ""It's ok, I'll go."" [gets in car & goes to a motel]"

"What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A light house."

"Plot Twist Nigerian Prince won the Powerball jackpot and he's emailing everyone now."

"In North Korea, you actually do get freedom of speech. Just not freedom *after* your speech."

"Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down Because his belt buckle was on his hat ..."

"I just bought my first girlfriend online I got her off E-Bae"

"What do you call graduates from secret society school? Alumniati"