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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the group of people with funny outfits that talk about peace and love and stuff Trekkies :)"

"""Isn't it strange how we were all once an egg?"" I told my wife. ""Well, grandpa still is,"" interrupted my son."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"A closed mouth gathers no fries."

"Why did the medium cross the road? To get to The Other Side! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"A dog limps into a bar and says... I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"

"Yo momma Is so fat, that she has her own event horizon!"

"Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil? Because he took the hypocritic oath"

"What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot? Air Force Juan."

"mad props to my friends from high school who are successfully balancing raising a baby and constantly posting someecards on facebook"