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Joke of the Day

"Reposts. What is the only thing that the r/Jokes community hates more than punchlines in the title?"

"[Dog Court] Judge: How do you find the defendant? Jury: We find the defendant, not a good boy. *dogs family in courtroom begins to cry*"

"A Variation on an Old Pun Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard? Fo' Frizzle"

"Your opinion is like a headache Everyone's had one and no one gives a fuck"

"What's the difference between an Atheist and a black guy? Atheists are stereotyped as being giant dicks. Black guys are stereotyped as having giant dicks."

"Me: *Sweeping* Wife: Excuse me Me: *Slams broom on floor* YOU SHALL NOT PASS Wife: ... Me: That's from lord of Wife: MOVE! Me: *Moves*"

"What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector"

"I can judge the goodness of my sex life by the loudness of the terrible music the neighbors are blasting"

"I can't stand Russian Dolls... They're always so full of themselves!"

"What tastes good but doesn't smell good? A tongue. Hehe"