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Joke of the Day

"Reposts. What is the only thing that the r/Jokes community hates more than punchlines in the title?"

"My friend had a testicle removed after finding a lump. He's very serious when it comes to mashed potatoes."

"ME: Would you ever get a tattoo? DAD: I don't even highlight in books"

"I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client. Oops, wrong sub."

"You can never trust an atom because they make up everything"

"Why are Asians such bad drivers? Because you can blind them with dental floss"

"What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student? ""Ur-ine!"""

"Why are rubber tires black? So the police know what to shoot at during a chase"

"Reducing air pollution isn't an easy task, it's emission."

"How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? More guns."