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Joke of the Day
"I can't stand Russian Dolls... They're always so full of themselves!"
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"George Bush punches an inflatable flailing arm tube man at a car dealership. It swings back and knocks him unconcious"
"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? *To get to the other side.*"
"[interviewing for job as assassin] Me: I only have 1 rule Interviewer: lemme guess. No women or kids Me: huh? No, I just won't work weekends"
"I dreamt that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda... But I woke up and realized it was just a fanta sea."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bartender gets excited. The bartender says, ""Hey, we've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You've got a drink named Greg?"""
"Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!"
"The only website a computer with Internet Explorer will ever see http://www.google.com/chrome gg"
"Hard tacos are just soft tacos from the street."