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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector"

"What do you call two lesbians in the closet? a liquor cabinet."

"Ugh, I hate social media. (please validate this opinion via social media)"

"What's the difference between French women and an NHL hocky team? The hockey team showers after 3 periods."

"funny My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys."

"What does American Beer and making love on the beach have in common? They're both fucking close to water."

"Relationships are a lot like algebra. You look at X and try to figure out Y."

"What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !"

"I use the phrase ""when I win the lottery"" a lot for someone who never buys any lottery tickets."