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Joke of the Day
"A Variation on an Old Pun Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard? Fo' Frizzle"
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"Do you know what's fucking intense? Camping with your girlfriend."
"I met a dwarf the other day He was a pretty down to earth guy."
"Whats a pirates favourite letter??? Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea."
"I work at a UPS store where we employ mentally challenged people It has its ups and downs."
"I vote we bring 80's music back and forget how to Dougie!!"
"u don't need dangerous marijuana pot get high on life -ride a bike -read a good book -make a sacrifice to the dark lord -watch a sunset"
"At what age do you think it's appropriate... ...to tell a highway it's adopted?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say Hello from the other side."
"I'm working on a screenplay called '127 Seconds' about my fat co-worker getting his hand stuck in a Pringles tube."