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Joke of the Day

"Always remember.... A mirror never lies. (Fatty)"

"Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server."

"What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriends ass."

"Ordered my grilled cheese with tomato. Go hard or go home."

"My dream job? That's easy: Be one of those Muppets that sit up in balcony making fun of everyone. That's Old School Twitter."

"The dictator forced everyone to work in the butter industry. Some men just want to watch the world churn."

"How much toilet paper do people use on a daily basis? A shit ton."

"#punsr PREDOMINANT: how to describe a young lady. . . before she gets married"

"What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other? A caterpillar"

"The difference between my dick and Stuart Little ? Stuart."