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Joke of the Day

"#punsr PREDOMINANT: how to describe a young lady. . . before she gets married"

"14 year old me would be shocked to learn that knowing every word to Billy Joel's 'We didn't start the fire' has done nothing for our career."

"My wife put on her panty hose backward... So I chewed her ass out."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye I broke up with her though, cos I'm pretty sure she was seeing someone on the side. Credit to /u/MoreMajorSins for this awesome dad joke!"

"Dr. Dre Beats."

"[Gets a Netflix notification on phone] FRIEND: Is that your ex? ME: [Lying] No."

"Treating women is like how you treat Pokemon found in the Safari Zone If you don't feed them and hit them with rocks with the exact right combination, they run away."

"A Brazilian got the first gold medal The police are already after him."

"Priest, pedophile and rapist enters a bar... Then he sits down and orders a drink."

"You always have to be extra careful when driving through a predominantly black neighborhood at night. Because black people are super hard to see in the dark."