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Joke of the Day
"What type of underwear does a fetus wear? Fruit of the womb."
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"What's the difference between gay men and a refrigerator? Fridges don't fart when you pull the meat out."
"No thank you GPS. I have this magic ring on my left hand that connects me to the nice young lady in the passenger's seat who knows everything."
"What did Montenegro's internet domain name say when it broke up with Yugoslavia? It's not yu it's me."
"""Let It Go"" performed by Rose and Jack from Titanic. Mostly by Rose, though."
"*sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* ""hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?"" ""YES. AISLE B, BACK"""
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay good money to see a lentil."
"When I was a little kid, I would wait up all night waiting for santa to come. Then there was an awkward silence when he got up, put his pants on, and left."
"why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the border"
"Keep your friends' cake and your enemies' cake."