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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"
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"""Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?"" ""No. I got them all cut."""
"I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day."
"What do you call Nazis from San Francisco? Bay Aryans"
"What gets easier to pick up as it gets heavier? Women."
"So an Irishman walks past a bar..."
"Rick Astley will give you any movie from his Pixar collection... ...But he's never gonna give you Up."
"It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't"
"I'm walking a mile in someone elses shoes today. Not to be tolerant; but because I can't find mine and my son wears the same size."
"My brother is addicted to break fluid... But he says he can stop any time."