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Joke of the Day

"So an Irishman walks past a bar..."

"Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking."

"A man balks in a war He is discharged for dereliction of duty and takes up drinking."

"Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures? Cause they don't use a filter."

"People say I'm quite contrarian. But I disagree."

"Yo momma,.. Yo momma is so stupid, that when they play *Do the brown* she thinks its *Dodo brown* and the bitch shits on herself each time."

"After a tornado tore through town, thankfully no one was hurt. The trees were stripped bare, though. God breathed a sigh of releaf."

"Do you ever get that creepy deja vu feeling? [credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2tc8bn/how_do_you_subtly_fuck_with_people/cny3ig0)"

"What's a mailmans favorite organ? Da Liver"

"The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man."