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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley will give you any movie from his Pixar collection... ...But he's never gonna give you Up."

"Like this if you can't think of a clever status either..."

"There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed"

"My friend said this in the middle of class. Best joke I have EVER heard. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 knew what 6 and 9 were doing."

"Why there is no windows 9 Because 7 8 9 Heehaww"

"What's worse than waking up after a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced"

"Coworker: Guess what day it is? Me: Don't. CW: Guess what day it is? Me: Don't. CW: It's hum.. [30 min later] Cop: So you stapled his lips?"

"Boy calls911 Boy calls 911. Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"What do you call a Pakistani music group? A tali-band."

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth Then it just becomes a soap opera."