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Joke of the Day
"How does a white girl prepare for the world? Basic training."
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"Sucks how Caesar died... ...Who knew he was allergic to knives?!"
"A guy types ""lower case is for the lower class people"" someone else replies with ""I guess that makes you a capitalist"""
"Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid."
"[ouija board] Spirits im in need of your help O N L Y I F Y O U H E L P U S Sure W T F I S Y O U R W I F I P A S S W O R D"
"When is a door a container? When it is ajar!"
"Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army? He didn't like the phrase fire at will!"
"Why did the rapper die after being shot? He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest"
"What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter? Irrelephant."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You don't milk a cow for 10 years"