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Joke of the Day

"How does a white girl prepare for the world? Basic training."

"How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood? The Blacks get car insurance."

"Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!"

"Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday? He likes to keep things low key."

"What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common? They both have to smell it, but neither of them can eat it"

"What do you get when you cross my mom and my dad? I don't know but my dad said it was a mistake :D"

"What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie? Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."

"You can't make me believe there's a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers."

"Velcro. What a rip off!"

"Why is divorce so expensive? BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT!!!"