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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You don't milk a cow for 10 years"
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"People who pull on the back of your seat to stand up on a plane/bus are worse than Jeffrey Dahmer."
"A guy goes to a Halloween party with nothing but a condom on his nose... Someone asks him ""what have you come as."" The guy shrugs his shoulders and says ""fuck knows"""
"What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl? 5 minutes"
"A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working."
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thinking of a joke when there's a worm in your apple"
"Did you hear about the guy who decided to put the S next to the D? He was in the newd today."
"weed is a gateway drug. *opens gate* Welcome To CoolFunLand"
"So I heard that back in the day Hammurabi was actually Jewish... yea, they actually called him Hammurabbi. ^badum ^tsssssss ^^^please ^^^^don't ^^^^^hurt ^^^^^^me"
"COP: ""Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""It was way easier than solving a murder?"""