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Joke of the Day

"YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART OF BEING ADDICTED TO METH IS?!? ONLY ONE MORE NIGHT TILL CHRISTMAS!"

"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong. Write any other jokes about 9/11"

"The worst part about spring... Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction."

"Everyone always makes fun of my man purse until I bust out a bottle of wine, a bag of weed, a bong, milk, cookies and a cheese platter."

"What do you get if you squash a house? A flat."

"Did you hear what happened to the latest edition of Mein Kampf? They changed the title to 'The Art of the Deal'"

"Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set on fire. My point is you're wrong & Raphael isn't the best Ninja Turtle. Get over it."

"I saw someone spill a protein shake in the gym today Whey"

"The Three Up's in life: 1. Show 2. Keep 3. Shut"

"Steve Irwin died how he lived With animals in his heart"