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Joke of the Day
"Ebola walks into a bar.... ....and all of West Africa"
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"Trump and Hillary fall into the water. Who will be rescued? America."
"My son- Can I have ice cream? Me- No, it's breakfast Him-The dog just pooped in the living room Me-Clean it up & you can have some ice cream"
"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"
"How does a Chinese family name their children? They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs."
"[God, creating pigeons] Make them pace back and forth like a lawyer."
"I swear, the next person who pisses me off will find out very quickly that my threats are empty."
"Why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? ...because everyone who can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border"
"Who gets more pleasure from sex? - Well, thinking logically, it must be a woman. - Why? - If you want to scratch your ear, what part of your body gets more pleasure? Finger or ear?"
"What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..? NOTHING....!!!"