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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Isis execution recorder A daesh cam"
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"What did Obama say to Congress when they vetoed Obama Care? My god, you're all insane. Am I the only one Hussein?"
"Human Beings get rich as they grow old Silver in Hair; Gold in Teeth; Sugar in Blood; Precious Stones in Kidneys; . And a never ending supply of Gas!"
"I'm not that into rape culture It feels too forced."
"Gymnasts used to look tiny and cute, now they look like they'll kick your @ss in a bar fight."
"And then the doctor says... Now, what did I do with my pen?"
"Why don't you sleep with an 90 year old lady..... Have you ever tried to peel a grilled cheese apart?!?"
"i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on 0 and im listening to everyones conversations because im a true spy kid"
"*Leaves home for the day... *Fears I left something behind *Runs inside to see baby playing with my phone. *Grabs phone & leaves."
"Some people pride themselves on their hard work. I pride myself on doing so little and yet keeping my job."