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Joke of the Day

"Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks? So they can reach their head!"

"Kid goes to buy weed for the first time. Kid: how much you want for that half ounce? Dealer: 4 20s Ill go hide in shame."

"What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared? He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder."

"Did you know that Ireland is the richest country in the world? It's capital has been Dublin for a long time."

"What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?? Well hell-if-i-know!"

"How do you keep a blonde busy for years? Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator."

"I'm trying, but all the Liam Neeson jokes are taken."

"What do you call a line at a Vietnamese restaurant? A pho queue"

"My dad just had thought surgery and i asked him if he could still talk he said yes, and i'm about to email the doctor to see if i can get my bribe back."

"Wife: we need to improve our home Me: agreed Wife: remodeling the kitchen should be top priority Me: [crosses out ""get more dogs""] obviously"