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Joke of the Day

"Hey, do you see that big yellow thing in the sky ? Yeah, the world revolves around that. Not you."

"I don't come into YOUR bathroom and tell YOU how to tweet."

"Did you guys hear the one where the Imam joins the priest and rabbi walking into the bar? That's because muslims can't drink."

"Struggling to understand why you would make a video game about stabbing people with swords instead of a game about petting people"

"How do you make a tissue dance? You blow a little boogie in it."

"Free Tibet! With purchase of equal or greater Tibet."

"Someone told me you thought you were good enough to be part of my exclusive pee club. Ok. Urine."

"What do you call a vibrating cat? An ocellate."

"There are 2 black men in a car, who is driving? The cops"

"Why did the spreadsheets get divorced? They just couldn't sort things out."