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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with rabbits up his arse/ass? Warren."
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"Why did the chicken coop have two doors? 'cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan"
"what does r/jokes and the big bang theory have in common it's not funny 90% of the time"
"Two guys are talking in a bar. ""My wife just left me for my best friend."" ""Oh my! That's so bad! Since when was that dude your best friend?"" ""Since he left with my wife."""
"House is a good doctor. He's also got a good heart. He should let his friends see the real him. But he's scared."
"What do an elephant and an apricot have in common? They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot."
"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? To find a tight seal"
"What comes after a 69?"
"[ phone call ] Wife: You want the white 7"" or the black 9"". Me: The black 9"". ..and if she wasn't tablet shopping this would be awkward."
"How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it and set it on fire : WOOF! How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Freeze it and put it thru a table saw: meeeeooooow"