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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler like blind people? Because they can not see."

"How are neutrinos and i alike? Were both constantly penetrating your mom"

"Fair Vs Unfair If someone is fair skinned does it imply if they are darker it's unfair?"

"What do you get when you blow up a police station? Bacon bits I came up with this joke 15 years ago when I was a dumbass teen.. maybe in poor taste with everything going on but thought I'd share."

"Today at the bank, a little old lady asked me to help check her balance. So, I pushed her over."

"My friend is obsessed with navy destroyers He warships them."

"[wipes brow] ""Finally finished YouTube."""

"Have you heard that Eskimos eat whale meat and blubber? Well, you'd blubber too if you had to eat whale meat."

"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one of it's legs and make it run across Canada"

"Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls? Family reunions."