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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler like blind people? Because they can not see."
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"I got really bad sunburn after falling asleep on my stomach at the beach... I wanted emergency medical attention but 911 never returned my call. I guess they put it on the back burner."
"People without kids who give other people's kids messy or annoying toys.. Imagine that we gave you a monkey with a kazoo and fingerpaints.."
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The rooster did."
"I woke up and found Sarah Jessica Parkers head in my bed. I guess I pissed off the mafia."
"What do you call gingers in Auschwitz? Concentrated Orange Jews"
"I feel that jokes about basements are beneath me... ...but I won't tell you a joke about roofs because it'll go over your head."
"What's a poor person favorite meal? Sleep."
"I thought I really understood what I was thinking, and then I spoke."
"A joke that never stops giving.... Your mom."