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Joke of the Day

"*sees person I know in a crowd* *waves enthusiastically* * realizes I don't know person* * changes enthusiastic wave to awkward fist pump*"

"Frankenstein: Master go fishing? Igor: Yes. F: Master take worms? I: Yes. F: Master put on hook? I: Yup. F: Hehe...Master ba- I: Just don't."

"They call it ""PMS"" because... Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

"A woman walked into the sexual harassment and textiles store, she got felt."

"The recipe said ""prick with a fork,"" but enough about me."

"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the pants"

"Why is Iron Man Italian? Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony.."

"Bees Q; What kind of bees make milk? A; Boobies"

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."

"Womans Rights see above"