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Joke of the Day

"What goes into something hot hard and covered in plastic and comes out soft and wet A frozen pizza with its wrapper left on"

"Have you heard the one about the dog on the roof? You wouldn't get it, it's over your head."

"Did you read the book ""The History of Glue""? I couldn't put it down!"

"What does Brown Santa say? ""Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."""

"That's a nicece ham you have there. Would be a shame if someone put a ""s"" at the start and a ""e"" at the end."

"Loving someone and not expressing it is like wrapping a gift and not giving it."

"This joke is a repost [removed]"

"Does anyone know how much a blimp is worth? I was going to google it, but I was worried it wouldn't account for inflation."

"Very tired of the NSA reading my tweets and not retweeting them."

"Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal the green cards."