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Joke of the Day
"What do you call wifi in space? Mars Bars"
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"What do you do if a girl sits on your hand? Try to get her off!"
"My weather forecast is always ""room temperature."""
"Boss: Are you done with those reports yet? Me: Can you stop hovering over me? Boss: Sorry [turns off jetpack] Me: Much better."
"What does a tight-rope walker eat for breakfast? A Balanced Diet!"
"Funniest Joke Ever. Nevermind, it actually isn't that funny. Ok well... A bear and a rabbit... No no... It's not that funny. Nevermind."
"Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?"
"I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon."
"What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor? tppppthh....""spit sound"""
"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes"