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Joke of the Day

"[Dirty] You know what they say about farm girls and horses... They both fell in mud."

"The preacher tells me today... "" I hardly see you in church. You need to join the army of the Lord"". I said... ""I am. I'm in the secret service"""

"There are only 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who mistake it for binary."

"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped"

"Father's Day Fun: 1) Walk up to a complete stranger at lunch with his family. 2) Hug him. 3) Tell him 'Happy Father's Day dad'! 4) Run."

"How do make a gay guy fuck a woman? How do you make a gay guy fuck a woman? - Shit in her cunt."

"SON: what ya reading? DAD: a huge book on podiatry SON: how long is it? DAD: it's about a foot"

"I was reading in the paper today... about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"

"Bar joke What has two thumbs an craves a blow job? This guy!"

"I was licking this girl all over her face right up until she explained to me what doggy style was."