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Joke of the Day

"What's worse? Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else?"

"""Can I buy you a drink?"" ""I'd rather just have the money"""

"What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants? They took my hijab!"

"Starting a new job today. I'm not sure what company, but it's wherever this lady with the giant box of donuts is going."

"If you're only18, please don't tweet philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life."

"My daughter is starting to ask embarrassing questions about sex. Just yesterday she asked: ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"Two birds are sat on a perch, when one says to the other.. ""Do you smell fish?"""

"What kind of bee produces milk? A BOOBEE!"

"Steve Irwin died how he lived With animals in his heart"

"Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested? He was held without charge."